Answering the Questions of Google Searchers

Posted by Jason on February 20th, 2006 — in Question Time

I love analyzing logs and especially like looking at the phrases used to find Off the Top of My Head. Now this site is only a month old so there i_will_use_google_before_asking_dumb_questions.jpgisn’t a huge amount of Search Engine traffic but what is there can be pretty funny. I hope to make this into a once a month thing (or each week if there is enough material). I will be taking a search phrase as a question or request and adding my comments to it. Some of them barely need a comment as they are funny on their own but true to my style, I will add one anyway. So without further ado here are the searched terms so far this month:

feb 14th pop ups

“Pop ups” are common on that day of the year - although only if you remembered the flowers and candy

fell out of the ugly tree

Hello, my name is Al and I fell out of the ugly tree….They say admitting you have a problem is the first step

jesus jesus frat frat

Is there an echo in here?

pms be afraid be very afraid

It doesn’t matter how many times someone tells me, I still appreciate the warning

http://www.yfs1.com/2006/you-too-can-be-banned-from-adsense-with-no-money-down-enquire-within.html

Ya just gotta love people that use Google to put in url’s

ugly people commit more crime

Yeah they do

kethup ad

You may want to think about getting that lisp taken care of

origin of ‘off the top of my head’

I installed some software and there it was….err I mean - It was a lengthy process involving some of the best academic minds in the world and was 50 years in the making (Hows that)

what will adwords do for my blogworth

Whats a blogworth? About $50 hahahahahaha  — Ok, that was a really stupid joke

afraid to lose reputation

Then what are you doing here?