Off the Top of My Head

Celebrating the 2000 Uniques Mark

In celebration of hitting the 2,000 uniques a day mark yesterday (We spiked past that before after Diggs but it is now fairly consistent), here is another addition of answering Googlers questions. These are phrases taken out of my logs and as always, I try to figure out what exactly people want to know.

how do i get alexa off my computer

Tell your Mom you saw her making out with some guy in the woods. She should get grounded and lose her computer privileges then it is all yours

where is yfs1

Actually I just came from the bathroom. Are you in the white van that has been parked across the street for the last few days?

hmmm weir

Yeah, I know what you mean. That guy rocks. You may want to try out your sexual fantasy elsewhere. You can always try emailing him at bigsexygingerdude@weirfire.co.uk

alberta dropshitters

What is that? Is that if someone asks you to pinch a loaf in Canada you can dropshit it to the toilet rather then send it yourself?

what date was the last man used

I suspect you may have watched too many Skinemax films. I think that was answered in “Amazon Women from the Moon 6 : Last Man on Jupiter”

hip hop urban aaliyah airbrushed t-shirts

I have no idea what that is or why you think you could get one here but I asked my friend Ali G about it and here is what he told me:

“ow is it goin? i ope yous is doin well. word on da street dat yous dig to get an airbrush t-shirt from dat bitch dat raps i ave an answa. take a check at dis site www.aaliahairbrushtshirts.com. i was just wonderin though if dat was da bitch dat died in a plane crash. dat was a shame and i miss a. ” - ali g

ugly people in dublin

That was searched for 30 times last month. Either a lot of people are interested in that or one person has real problems

taco mexico order online

Hmmmmm… Mail order e coli …. Tasty!

urinal cake dangerous

Although these days you are probably safer eating a urinal cake from a truck stop bathroom then a chalupa

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