Answering the Questions of Google Searchers - Part 4
Today was supposed to be the Chapter on Building Your Site as a part of our Online Business Tutorial. This latest Chapter is still being written by myself and to really include everything, I need another days worth of work. So as I work on that, I figured I would do another installment of Answering the Questions of Google Searchers. It seems Yahoo and MSN also like Off the Top of My Head (Its about time) so the title should really include all 3, but I don’t feel like changing it so too bad.
paragraphs and taste
We have plenty of paragraphs here but I can’t help you out with the second one
fatih böhürler
Two tildas and a percentage…You win the most unpronounceable name ever
50 things i want to do before i am 80
How much fun can any of them be if you have to search on Google for them. I will give you 5 to get you started:
1.) Push your eyes for interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things your subconscious is trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV?
2.) Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
3.) Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can’t even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the “makes boredom seem a lot better” effect (see “Hurt Yourself”).
4.) Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone’s CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.
5.) Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Stolen from Urban 75
imo abbr. in chatting
A sure sign that I am getting old as it took me around 10 minutes to figure out what that sentence even meant. I am that much more ashamed that I was able to figure it out - In My Opinion Abbreviation in Chatting
ring of fire preperation h
Something tells me you weren’t sitting down when you searched for that
initial capital for starting a sugar making
Don’t leave me hanging…I’m dieing to know what the end of that search was…Was it “Initial Capital for Starting a Sugar Making Spy Ring?” or maybe “Initial Capital for Starting a Sugar Making Midget Wrestling Arena?”…Please come back
back off copycats!!11
That was the original chant of the Thundercats but after they showed it to focus groups, they went with “Thundercats Hoooooo!”
sometimes i want drop a brick on my head
- Donald Trump on whether or not he has used enough hairspray
frum -david -fÓrum -fÒrum -john -myspace -linda -jon -dave
Step away from the Google Advanced Operators
safe to eat a urinal cake
How many times do I have to tell you people, Don’t Eat the Urinal Cakes!!!
penn dieing
Man, news takes a long time to get to the far reaches of the globe. I know Off the Top of My Head isn’t the best person to inform you of this (Hope you are seated)…….Sean Penn is Dead
is making vodka dangerous?
Only if you live with Mikhail Gorbachev