Answering the Questions of Google Searchers - Part 2
Just as a refresher, I love analyzing logs and especially like looking at the phrases used to find Off the Top of My Head. I will be taking a search phrase as a question or request and adding my comments to it. Some of them barely need a comment as they are funny on their own but true to my style, I will add one anyway. So without further ado here are the searched terms so far this month:
fall out boy interviews
Watch Out! Radioactive Man! …wait a second…ahem Watch Out! Radioactive Man! no I need to do it again… Watch Out! Radioactive Man! Maaan, I am never going to get the part…Stupid Milhouse
google ugly people
What, do they not have any ugly people where you live? Do you need to go online to find some
20 people off the top of your head
I’ve heard of conjoined twins but thats ridiculous
yfs-cd
I was going to put out a CD but then backed out…I had even narrowed down the Genre. It was between Classical Artists of the 15th century and Death Metal…Couldn’t make a decision in the end
feed no money down
Any respectable farmer knows its always advisable to pay cash…morons
banned frum television
Maybe it was a show about spelling
off the top of your head meaning
I will try to be helpful with this one - It means your first thoughts, initial reaction to a subject, etc. Its origin, in my opinion, is the view of consciousness being in layers. There’s the subconscious. Then your first thoughts would be from a top layer or off the top of your head.
(I stole that because I had no idea…Its just Origin of Off the Top of My Head gets a ton of searces each week)
why did u enter to my life there must be a reason
You probably typed www.google.com … The reason is that addresses are used rather then IPs because….ahh never mind
chris penn interview
Lol
Interviewer: So whats it like to be eaten by worms
Chris Penn: Not as bad as I thought, at least Im not a big fat train wreck anymore…Lost 30 pounds this week
where to look when using a urinal
I have no idea, just don’t eat the urinal cakes. Despite the name they really don’t taste that good
can i give my rabbit alcohol
Hello, my name is Peter Rabbit and I’m an alchoholic.
why shouldn t people use illegal drugs
Because they can make more money selling them? I don’t know